First of all, if you haven’t already mailed or electronically transmitted them, today is the last day to file your taxes and not incur penalties and/or interest. I did mine in February.
Second, it is 4am and I am sitting at my computer. Why you ask? Because Sarah woke up at 2am, fell asleep for a little while and woke up again at 3:20am. When will that child sleep through the night?!?
My MIL forwarded this to me and I am too lazy to forward it so here it is. I got 15 out of 20.
> This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is
> 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficult for the
> younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your
> friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let them know your score.
> Good luck youngsters.
> 1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
> A. Flintstones vitamins
> B. The Buttmaster
> C. Spaghetti
> D. Wonder Bread
> E. Orange Juice
> F. Milk
> G. Cod Liver Oil
> 2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was…
> A. Sugar Ray Robinson
> B. Roy Orbison
> C. Gene Autry
> D. Rudolph Valentino
> E. Fabian
> F. Mickey Mantle
> G. Cassius Clay
> 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, ‘We have met the enemy and…
> A. It’s you
> B. He is us
> C. It’s the Grinch
> D. He wasn’t home
> E. He’s really me an
> F. We quit
> G. He surrendered
> 4. Good night David
> A. Good night Chet
> B. Sleep well
> C. Good night Irene
> D. Good night Gracie
> E. See you later alligator
> F. Until tomorrow
> G. Good night Steve
> 5. You’ll wonder where the yellow went…
> A. When you use Tide
> B. When you lose your crayons
> C. When you clean your tub
> D. If you paint the room blue
> E. If you buy a soft water tank
> F. When you use Lady Clairol
> G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
> 6. Before he was the Skipper’s Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie’s
> friend….
> A. Stuart Whitman
> B. Randolph Scott
> C. Steve Reeves
> D. Maynard G. Krebbs
> E. Corky B. Dork
> F. Dave the Whale
> G. Zippy Zoo
> 7. Liar, liar…
> A. You’re a liar
> B. Your nose is growing
> C. Pants on fire
> D. Join the choir
> E. Jump up higher
> F. On the wire
> G. I’m telling Mom
> 8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle
> for truth, justice and…
> A. Wheaties
> B. Lois Lane
> C. TV ratings
> D. World peace
> E. Red tights
> F. The American way
> G. News headlines
> 9. Hey kids! What time is it?
> A. It’s time for Yogi Bear
> B. It’s time to do your homework
> C. It’s Howdy Doody Time
> D. It’s Time for Romper Room
> E. It’s bedtime
> F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
> G. Scoopy Doo Time
> 10. Lions and tigers and bears…
> A. Yikes
> B. Oh no
> C. Gee whiz
> D. I’m scared
> E. Oh my
> F. Help! Help!
> G. Let’s run
> 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone…
> A. Over 40
> B. Wearing a uniform
> C. Carrying a briefcase
> D. Over 30
> E. You don’t know
> F. Who says, ‘Trust me’
> G. Who eats tofu
> 12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing
> women’s stockings…
> A. Troy Aikman
> B. Kenny Stabler
> C. Joe Namath
> D. Roger Stauback
> E. Joe Montana
> F. Steve Young
> G. John Elway
> 13. Brylcream…
> A. Smear it on
> B. You’ll smell great
> C. Tame that cowlick
> D. Grease ball heaven
> E. It’s a dream
> F. We’re your team
> G. A little dab’ll d o ya
> 14. I found my thrill…
> A. In Blueberry muffins
> B. With my man, Bill
> C. Down at the mill
> D. Over the windowsill
> E. With thyme and dill
> F. Too late to enjoy
> G. On Blueberry Hill
> 15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by…
> A. Clark Gable
> B. Mary Martin
> C. Doris Day
> D. Errol Flynn
> E. Sally Fields
> F. Jim Carey
> G. Jay Leno
> 16. Name the Beatles…
> A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
> B. John, Paul , George, Roscoe
> C. John, Paul , Stacey, Ringo
> D. Jay, Paul , George, Ringo
> E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
> F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
> G. John, Paul , George, Ringo
> 17. I wonder, wonder, who..
> A. Who ate the leftovers?
> B. Who did the laundry?
> C. Was it you?
> D. Who wrote the book of love?
> E. Who I am?.
> G. Knocked on the door?
> 18. I’m strong to the finish…
> A. Cause I eats my broccoli
> B. Cause I eats me spinach
> C. Cause I lift weights
> D. Cause I’m the hero
> E. And don’t you forget it
> F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
> G. To outlast Bruto
> 19. When it’s least expected, you’re elected, you’re the star today…
> A. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera
> B. Smile, you’re on Star Search
> C. Smile, you won the lottery
> D. Smile, we’re watching you
> E. Smile, the world sees you
> F. Smile, you’re a hit
> G. Smile, you’re on TV
> 20. What do M & M’s do?
> A. Make your tummy happy
> B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
> C. Make you fat
> D. Melt your heart
> E. Make you popular
> F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
> G. Come in colors
> Below are the right answers:
> 1. D – Wonder Bread
> 2. G – Cassius Clay
> 3. B – He Is Us
> 4. A – Good night, Chet
> 5. G – When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
> 6. D – Maynard G. Krebbs
> 7. C – Pants
On Fire
> 8. F – The American Way
> 9. C – It’s Howdy Doody Time
> 10. E – Oh My
> 11. D – Over 30
> 12. C – Joe Namath
> 13. G – A little dab’ll do ya
> 14. G – On Blueberry H ill
> 15. B – Mary Martin
> 16. G – John, Paul, George, Ringo
> 17. D – Who wrote the book of Love
> 18. B – Cause I eats me spinach
> 19. A – Smile, you’re on Candid Camera
> 20. F – Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
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